Kevin Farley

Michael Malone

Kelsey Grammer

General George S. Patton

Leslie Nielsen

Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa

Trace Adkins

Angel of Death

Robert Davi

Aziz

Geoffrey Arend

Mohammed

Travis Schuldt

Josh

Jon Voight

President George Washington

James Woods

Todd Grosslight

Dennis Hopper

Judge Clarence Henderson

Kevin Sorbo

George Mulrooney

Bill O'Reilly

Himself

David Alan Grier

Rastus Malone

Gary Coleman

Slave

Christopher McDonald

Lab Technician

Serdar Kalsin

Ahmed

Oliver Muirhead

Neville Chamberlain

Karri Turner

Lab Tech 2

Alaina Huffman

Celebrity 1

Paris Hilton

Herself

Simon Rex

Himself

Dana Lyn Baron

Speaker 1940's

Julian Berlin

Woman at Awards Party

Cocoa Brown

Airport Security Guard 1

Jen Halperin

Hottie

Mary Castro

Hottie

Nikki DeLoach

Lily

Susan Deming

It's That Michael Malone!

Katie Gill

Rehearsal Actress

Cameron Goodman

Political Aide

Camille Grammer Meyer

I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?

Mary Hart

Entertainment Tonight Host

Kaleigh Kennedy

Becca/Kaleigh

Jillian Murray

Heather

Gail O'Grady

Jane Wagstaffe

Anna Osceola

Molly Duncan

Lu Parker

Reporter 1

Amy Povich

Airport Passenger 1

Jane Park Smith

Reporter 2

Jenna Vogeler

Tiny Tina/Jenna

Lauren Lee Smith

Voice of Reason

Nadine Ellis

Parent

Julianne Waters

Columbia Student '1968'

Christy Williams

Columbia Student '1968'

Alexander DiPersia

Rehearsal Actor

Sandi Johnson

Professor

Jesse Heiman

Young Michael Malone

Brent Lydic

Wounded Soldier

Chriss Anglin

John F. Kennedy

Brandon Alter

He's Much Fatter in Person.

Scott Bailey

Celebrity 2

Randall Bosley

Mussolini

Jeff Corbett

Policeman 2

Chrisanne Eastwood

Hippie 2

Lisa Fredrickson

Singer

Eileen Gonzales

Reporter on TV

Allen Lee Haff

Airport Security Guard 2

Joe Hartzler

'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor

Benton Jennings

Hitler

Coco Leigh

Nun on Bus

Zachary Levi

Lab Tech 1

Joey Luthman

Boy Scout

Rich McDonald

Thought You Hated Country Music!

Steve Monroe

Airport Passenger 2

Tyler Jacob Moore

Marty

Joey Naber

Terrorist 2

Durrell Nelson

Chaplain

John O'Hurley

Silvano

Norman Panto

Accordion Player

Robert Pierce

Minister 1

Bill Posley

Mose Malone

Bryant Romo

"Sailors!"

Atticus Shaffer

Timmy / Atticus

Sammy Sheik

Subway Terrorist

Richard Tanner

Village Voter

Fred Travalena

Jimmy Carter

Hiroshi Ueha

Tojo

Allen Simpson

Cocktail Musician / Musician

Joanna Repsold

Wedding Guest

Cheryl Baxter

Parent

Troy Christian

Parent

Michael Higgins

Parent

Blane Savage

Parent

Carlton Wilborn

Parent

Heather Lea Gerdes

Professor

Marcy Goldman

Professor

Ernest Harden Jr.

Professor

Anthony Marciona

Professor

Stan Mazin

Professor

Bubba Dean Rambo

Professor

Keith Allan

Plantation Singer

Jimmy Fisher

Plantation Singer

Reshma Gajjar

Columbia Student '1968'

Brian Michael Jones

Columbia Student '1968'