Awake not Woke!

Consistent with game weirdness (aka Woke)

Incest talk in the vault is consistent with the games pointing out the weirdness of life in the vaults. "Trans" actress (born female) plays Dane in the Brotherhood of Steel and is referred to accurately as SHE (even though the actress is "nonbinary"). A biological female playing a female in the story (even if she isn't very feminine, still a SHE in the show). Questioning of morals, values, and social norms is on par with the games as the fundamental nature of a post-apoc "society" (or lack of).

Angry Astrid is a real B####H

Astrid has always been a strong aggressive person, but she is now a mean, bullying, bitter, and angry at Hiccup's "entitlement". Shoe-horning in the diverse "vikings" is super cringe and blatantly an effort to DEI the movie (even with the pathetic reasoning). My 8 yr old wanted to go home and immediately watch the original animated, to which is definitively proclaimed "the original is so much better". Characters were boring or outright unlikeable. Major moments were lost. Magic of the original wasn't carried. Most of which because of woke DEI priorities in various scenes. Back half of the movie was much better than the first half (much more true to the original movie) in hopes you will forget the woke train wreck that was the first half.

So, one post says it's woke with no reason why. I really enjoyed the movie. The character, Eva Maccaro was well cast. Yeah, a little over the top, when this 125lb woman get's slammed to the ground, knocked through walls and windows, and quickly recovers. But what do you expect? It's a John Wick movie. Loved seeing Winston, Charon and John Wick.

And you thought Conan the Destroyer was bad...

Badly written, badly shot - I don't remember a good movie by Fleischer -, badly edited. This looks like a knockoff Hercules/Xena crossover by Temu's Sim Roimi. And lower budget SFX. With worse fight scenes. Bloody crap, nobody in this movie has any experience with a sword. Except maybe the kid. He kicks like TKD. Schwarzenegger plays Kalidor, because the rights to Conan were too expensive, and is probably the only actor in this. Limited screen time, though, cause budget I guess. Nielsen debuts in this movie. She's one tall bird and easy to look at, but she can't act a dog's fart. And every scene with Arnolt is a duel of akksents. Her physique does not make up for her lack of skill: she barely looks fit, and moves like a monkey with arthritis. The She-Devil with a Club Foot. Her stunt/action double is so obviously a man, it's painful. Bergman was a fantastic Valeria in the first Conan, but she acts barely better than Nielsen. Same for Thorsen. Or Smith. Except for being a smashing Valeria, obviously. A piece of 80s anti-feminism: Sonja "hates men", but fails to be strong and independent. A par for the course movie: the first Conan was a fluke, the franchise has been consistently abused in cinema. Oh well, the upcoming Red Sonja is shaping up to be even worse.