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Surprisingly funny
A unique indie silent film, nothing like the usual, with a touch of classic film noir and some cartoony humor thrown in. Great for all ages. Absolutely nothing woke about it.
Instead of raising the bar, they somehow lowered it even more (if that’s even possible compared to the second movie, obviously).
Which brings me to the fans and defenders of this garbage who basically act like the second one never even existed 🤷🏻♂️ because not even they defend it. LOL. So there’s that, kind of incomprehensible, but totally in line with the movie’s level of writing. It’s entertaining if you watch it just to have a good time with friends and treat it like one of those horror movies that are so bad they end up being funny. ⚠ SPOILER ALERT ⚠ Nothing is redeemable: the father-son dialogue happening during the initiation ritual, the obese zombies who can only afford to eat worms, the whole broken-family drama where, while the mom is dying of cancer, the husband cheats on her with the town’s schoolteacher, a mom who goes from bedridden to suddenly hiking with her son, the zombie’s dick that looks like Jason Momoa, an infected woman giving birth where we’re shown that women support each other no matter what and that a zombie apocalypse doesn’t matter at all. A Voldemort knockoff covered in iodine who collects bones and sees the mother as a nice skull to crown his masterpiece, a son who ends up climbing the pile of bones to place his mother’s skull on top (not before giving it a goodbye kiss) and a finale where the Power Rangers show up swinging nunchucks. FOR GOD’S SAKE!!! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH HAHAHAHAHA.
A parade of absurd nonsense
Pff. What a complete waste of time watching this movie. Is it woke? Like I’ve read in other reviews, I think we need a different meter to measure how weird movies are. So I’m cranking up the “wokeness” score based on sheer weirdness. In terms of awareness, yeah! Since it talks about the fashion world inside Hollywood, but in a twisted, openly masturbatory way. I’m not going into more detail. If you want to watch a slow, surreal movie with bad acting and a terrible script, this one’s for you. P.S. Another movie that, if I could rate it below 20%, I absolutely would.
Enjoyable despite some unnecessary gay stuff
Theres a woman who introduced another one as her partner and a reference about his friend liking men. Also a lot of forced diversity in every background frame (main characters are normal)
