Awake not Woke!

This one's a bit of a mixed bag. On one hand the acting is pretty good and it's a well made film. However it's all rather boring and almost nothing happens until an hour into the movie. Even than there's almost no blood, the kills are bland and the story is not really very interesting.. While there's nothing woke I really wouldn't recommend this unless you like your horror very tame.

Considered to be an influential early slasher from Italy. I watched the subtitled version and the acting is not great but about on par for 1970's horror. Several of the kills are later copied almost exactly in the original Friday the 13th. There are some pretty inventive kills for the time and a couple of very brutal gory deaths with great FX. I found the movie to be a bit boring overall but it's worth a watch if you're interested in the beginnings of the violent gory slasher genre to come. Nothing woke.

This is completely pointless and has virtually nothing to do with the previous movies. It's a standard slasher set in the 80's with none of the supernatural overarching themes. The acting is terrible and worse than the previous entries never gets the 80's right. Using music and props alone doesn't do it. The clothes, the hair, the dialogue the attitudes everything is wrong. The story is garbage and nonsensical. The kills are boring and bland. There is the usual to much DEI overrepresentation and of course the white female lead is attracted to the mixed Spanish boy. Even if for some reason you like the original trilogy this is much worse and nothing like those.

Well that was a complete waste of time. This series finished with one big giant garbage wokefest. This was so bad after about 30 minutes I started watching the rest on fast forward just to see if it ended as I suspected it would. It's set in 1666 and for some stupid reason they decided to use all the same actors from the previous 2 parts but to play completely different roles. The acting is terrible and the accents are laughable. At no point does this ever feel like something from 1666, everything is way off from the language to the way people look to the attitudes, it's a bunch of Gen Z morons larping. The story is an absolute nonsense woke wet dream. The same mixed race sister and her black brother are back again this time with a white father, in 1666. The mixed sisters white lesbian girlfriend is back and there is a lesbian oral sex scene. Multiple instance of white men attempting to molest, rape or otherwise assault women and men are just in general bad and women are good. The entire series plot comes down to the evil religious homophobic white people are to blame for everything. The evil witch isn't really bad and is just the victims of the patriarchy and evil religion suppressing her lesbian love, IN 1666!!! This completely destroys any slight watchability the previous 2 parts had. Utter garbage!!!