Conan the Barbarian
Thief. Warrior. Gladiator. King.
A film adaptation of the classic sword and sorcery hero, Conan the Barbarian. A horde of rampaging warriors massacre the parents of young Conan and enslave the young child for years on The Wheel of Pain. As the sole survivor of the childhood massacre, Conan is released from slavery and taught the ancient arts of fighting. Transforming himself into a killing machine, Conan travels into the wilderness to seek vengeance on Thulsa Doom, the man responsible for killing his family. In the wilderness, Conan takes up with the thieves Valeria and Subotai. The group comes upon King Osric, who wants the trio of warriors to help rescue his daughter who has joined Doom in the hills.
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Overall Score: 70%
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Andre Santamaria
Vintage Arnold Schwarzenegger killing bad guys.
This is a great movie. A bit dates of course, but designed for nothing more than your entertainment, the way movies always used to be! Arnold Schwarzenegger is a hulking barbarian in a fantasy type of realm sans the Tolkien style fantasy creatures; just human on human sword play mixed with some light plot and dialogue. An action classic!
Created: 02-05-2023
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Created: 05-08-2023
