John Simm

Jip

Shaun Parkes

Koop

Nicola Reynolds

Nina

Lorraine Pilkington

Lulu

Danny Dyer

Moff

Andrew Lincoln

Felix

Terence Beesley

Moff's Father

Jo Brand

Reality (voice)

Richard Coyle

Andy

Jan Anderson

Karen Benson

Howard Marks

Howard Marks

Danny Midwinter

Tyrone

Larrington Walker

Koop's Father

Philip Rosch

Jip's Manager

Menna Trussler

Lulu's Auntie Violet

Roger Evans

Inca

Bradley Freegard

Tyler

Jennifer Hill

Jip's Secretary

Adam Pudney

Bodypopper