Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
The park is gone.
Three years after Jurassic World was destroyed, Isla Nublar now sits abandoned. When the island's dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event.
Wokeness: 60%
Overall Score: 20%
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Not half the film Spielberg made
Although there is a scene or two which tries to confabulate an explanation for the crappy not-dinosaurs, there is really no excuse for the woke that permeates the film. Diversity is great, equality is great, but this film goes out of its way to make it awkward, cringey and unnatural. Woke indeed, and on the wrong side of the Dino-sheeted bed.
Created: 07-22-2022
"soft and witless" writers
"i'm not as soft and witless as your comment implies. let's go beefcake." --- that's exactly what a soft and witless hag who's never seen the outside of a science lab would say to an experienced mercenary and hunter.
this kind of pissant writing has lowkey been present since the first JP. looking at you Laura Dern. it's obvious who the real "sexists" are in these movies.
ironically enough, Amanda Kirby from JP3 --- who is unjustly overhated for very trivial reasons --- seems to be the ONLY character throughout the franchise who doesn't have a shred of "tough girl" tropes written in (claire a close second).
you can write a competent woman in a script without her being an insufferable bitch. learn a thing or two from the MISSION IMPOSSIBLE movies if you don't have a clue on how to do that.
but then again it's hollywood so being insufferable is more or less their thing.
Created: 05-30-2025
Forgettable
“Are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?” - Professor Snape to Hermione.
And it’s become a trope to define all “strong” female characters in modern film. They lack any trace of humor or humility and exist merely to be a-holes: better than everyone else.
The particular offender in this film isn’t in every scene, but she’s in enough of them to bring the entire production down several notches.. simply with the expression on her face.
Meanwhile, Jeff Goldblum was wasted as was BD Wong. Meh, bad movie anyway.
Created: 09-05-2026
