Mel Brooks

Goddard Bolt

Lesley Ann Warren

Molly

Jeffrey Tambor

Vance Crasswell

Stuart Pankin

Pritchard

Michael Ensign

Knowles

Howard Morris

Sailor

Matthew Faison

Stevens

Rudy De Luca

J. Paul Getty

Teddy Wilson

Fumes

Stanley Brock

Store Owner

Billy Barty

Willy

Raymond O'Connor

Yo

Brian Thompson

Mean Victor

Robert Ridgely

Fergueson

James Van Patten

Wheelchair Attendant

Mike Pniewski

Male Nurse

Marianne Muellerleile

Head Nurse

Anne Betancourt

Nurse

Darrow Igus

Maynard

Danny Wells

Mercedes Driver

Larry Cedar

Paramedic

Christopher Birt

Paramedic

Brad Grunberg

Burrito-Eating Bum

Paul Brinegar

Old Bellboy

David Correia

Policeman

Jim Mapp

Blind Man

Ralph Ahn

Chinese Cook

Raf Mauro

Hors d'Oeuvres Vagrant at Party

Danny Dayton

Dirty Bum at Party

Jack DeLeon

Pompous Party Guest

Carmen Filpi

Pops (elevens-up)

Ronny Graham

Priest (voice)

Tamara Taylor

Newscaster

Cullen G. Chambers

Party Guest (uncredited)