John Lennon

Self / Ticket Salesman / Magician with Coffee / Narrator

Paul McCartney

Self / Major McCartney / Brown Nosed Magician

George Harrison

Self / Magician Looking Through Telescope

Ringo Starr

Self / Talkative Magician

Neil Innes

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Nat Jackley

Rubber Man

Derek Royle

Jolly Jimmy

Victor Spinetti

Army Sergeant

Miranda Forbes

Hostess Wendy Winters (as Mandy Weet)

Maggie Wright

Starlet

Mal Evans

Magician standing in the corner

Linda Lawson

Passenger on Bus

Cynthia Lennon

Self (uncredited)

Julian Lennon

Self (uncredited)