Steve-O

Satan / Stingray / Steve-O Doll / Self

Preston Lacy

Big Fat Party Guy / XXXL / Before / Michael Moore / Ogre

Preston Lacy

Preston Lacy Doll / Mrs. Smith

Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña

My Little Buddy / Wee-Man Doll / Cricket / Mobutu

Chris Pontius

Jesus

Clifton Collins Jr.

Tijuana Cop 1 / Minion / Miranda

Jacob Vargas

Tijuana Cop 2 / Announcer / Charlotte

Dian Bachar

Gregg / Luigi / Cathy Ace / Joshua Benson / Other Fly / Stranger

Lee Majors

Dr. Lakin / Announcer / Lieutenant / Six Million Year Old Man

Lee Majors

Cowboy

Jason Mewes

Carrie

Judd Nelson

Fear Factor Host / Self

Danny Trejo

Crow

Dimitry Elyashkevich

Jackoff Smirnoff / Ace Glover

Tony Cox

Stubbs

Jessica Diz

Hot Drunken Latina

Richard Portnow

Sergeant

Ahmet Zappa

Army Host

Mike O'Hearn

MP Johnson / Dubois

Estefania Iglesias

Satan's Hottie / Lakin Girl 2

Lamont Johnson

Gizzards

Mayte Garcia

Lakin Girl 3 / Cantalope

Nicole Marie Lenz

Lakin Girl 4

Tabitha Taylor

Hot Blonde

Camille Langfield

Red Headed Looney

Terry Rhoads

Doctor / Interventionist

Christina Pazsitzky

Lexus from Texas / Girl Fly

Salim Grant

Filthy Strip Club Announcer

Miguel A. Núñez Jr.

Jimmy Winks / MBA Dude / Races Host

Vincent Laresca

Drug Lord Jose Carlos

Rick Najera

Alfredo Garcia Steven / Self

Abraham Benrubi

Max Gottleb

Elisa Donovan

Suzy Gottleb

Marcy Goldman

Eythel

Jonah Rooney

Bully

Ian Somerhalder

Guy

Ehren McGhehey

Jimmy Gonzalas

Eugenio Derbez

Self

Art Chudabala

Samantha

Lobo Sebastian

Change

Manny Puig

Self