Elliott Tittensor

Tits

Emilia Clarke

Sally

Nico Mirallegro

Dodge

Adam Long

Little Gaz

Jordan Murphy

Zippy

Robert James-Collier

Mr Milligan

Matthew McNulty

Ibiza Ste

Steve Evets

Eric

Lesley Manville

Margaret

Chris Coghill

Uncle Hairy

Antonia Thomas

Lisa

Jodie Whittaker

Suzanne

Michael Socha

Carl

Nick Blood

Dave Famous

Philip Jackson

Mr. Jackson

Andrew Knott

Voodoo Ray

Danny Cunningham

Keith Teeth

Paul Popplewell

Roses' Manager

Craig Cheetham

Graham

Jake Abraham

Security Dave

Bill Rodgers

Official Coach Driver

Beatrice Kelley

Catheter Lady

Ciara Baxendale

Late Girl

Jim Sturgess

Burger Vendor

Kieran O'Brien

Poster Vendor

Kaya Scodelario

T-shirt Vendor

Terry Christian

Interviewer (voice only)