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The Beekeeper

The film will follow a man’s campaign for vengeance after he is revealed to be a former operative of a powerful and clandestine organization known as Beekeepers.

Wokeness: 80%

Overall Score: 40%

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Wokeness: 4/5 Overall Score: 2/5

DEI wins again!

Y'all can relax. They got one each: a white one, a black one and a middle eastern one! They're checking DEI boxes left and right on this one. And get ready for a heaping dose of girl-bossin'.

Can you guess who the evil ones will be? If you guessed hetero, rich, white males straight out of the 1% patriarchy, you win!

Of course the black one is a thick, sassy, well-spoken, female FBI agent sporting a Harvard jersey in her free time. That'll track well with black audiences. She looks more like a woman who should be running her own Motown bakery. She's also sporting about 7 piercings in each ear, you know, just like how all hetero female FBI agents do. Enjoy her in the chunky-hipped, Afro-clad yet ineffectual tactical weapons scenes.

They went ahead and made the FBI deputy director black, too. They say FBI leadership lacks diversity in real life but it ain't happening. Until then we'll resort to race-swapping. While you're at it, why not sex-swap and make the President of the United States a woman who's spoiled rotten son is the Lex Luthor of phone scammers.

The beekeeper pro-assassin they send to dispatch The Beekeeper is a super-long pony-tailed caricature of a bad ass, martial arts chick right out of street fighter; She lasts about 3 punches which was the only realistic part of the film. Hilarious! To further suspend reality, the FBI special reaction team, led by an Asian beta-male, is worthless. The hardened SEAL team and Delta Force mercenaries who apparently would miss the sky if they fired upwards, bungle his capture. Towards the end, some wacky, cowboy Kiwi mercenaries enter the scene to hilarious effect.

In the end, evil whitey is punished and even though The Beekeeper drops about 30 bodies, this movie can't decide if it's a light romp or a serious action. And if it can't take itself seriously, neither can I.

Created: 01-31-2024


Wokeness: 3/5 Overall Score: 1/5

DEI still ruining movies

Love Jason Statham. Did great to make this woke movie watchable!
Try to fast forward the woke scenes of the DEI female black FBI agent with multiple lesbo ear piercings and her middle Eastern colleague. Boxes had to be ticked I guess
US President female basically summed it up

Created: 02-01-2024

Daly Schaeffer

Wokeness: 1/5 Overall Score: 5/5

The best Jason Statham movie ever

I don't get why everyone here says it's woke. Sure, there was a bunch of DEI bullshit casting, but I didn't mind it. The action was phenomenal, the story was surprisingly emotional, and David Ayer went crazy with this movie. When I watch a movie, I don't pay attention to the wokeness unless it's literally unwatchable. This movie is a must watch if you are a fan of Jason Statham.

Created: 02-04-2024

Abhijeet Gonsalves

Wokeness: 4/5 Overall Score: 4/5

Created: 02-10-2024

Kurt Hansen

Wokeness: 5/5 Overall Score: 2/5

Let's start with the white dude screaming: "money! money! money!". Lampman is a sexy cop chasing down Jason "The Beekeeper" Statham. Good thing she's the most intelligent black woman on the case, ever. Her and all the lacky white FBI (CIA? Who cares?) dudes-- about as smart as a tomato those whites, and, of course, all the blacks and women heading up the FBI, CIA, presidency and I'd say, the universal council of the universe will crack the case. It's just so transparent DEI that it makes me want to puke.

Thank God Statham kicks ass or this would be a complete waste. Not that it isn't a waste.

Created: 02-16-2024


Wokeness: 1/5 Overall Score: 4/5

Will there be a sequel?

Overly DIE casting, some terrible casting. Would be a 3/5 woke for beyond token black characters, but reduced to 2/5 since it's not "super woke" as there were no woke themes.

Created: 02-19-2024

Pha-Q woke

Wokeness: 5/5 Overall Score: 0/5

Complete Woke Garbage!

When I saw all the news articles everywhere praising how great this movie is I knew it was going to be woke but I wasn't
prepared for how awful in general this is. So much DEI everywhere. The body positive 70's afro sporting badly miscast FBI agent who is openly rascist and just an all around despicable person. The typical Hollywood feminist aggressive, hateful, violent. The call center is of course mostly white and run by a rich white beta coward of a man. The real boss if some comically absurd white male one percenter who rides a skateboard around and generally dresses and acts like an 80's reject. This is all in the 40 minutes I could stand of this pile of garbage. The acting is just terrible especially the FBI agent. The dialog and writing in general are laugh out loud bad. This scam center has been around
for a long time and everyone including the FBI has been trying to find them but can't, he literally makes on call to his magic female friend and she finds them instantly. Things just seem to magically happen in this movie for no reason and make no sense whatsoever. The action scenes aren't even that great either, very basic. This is just another brainless,
stupid mind-numbing film for the idiotic gen z to consume.

Created: 03-02-2024


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