Ed Leslie

Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake

Barry Darsow

Demolition Smash

Bill Eadie

Demolition Ax

Sione Vailahi

The Barbarian

Jesse Ventura

Jesse "The Body" Ventura

Randy Poffo

"The Macho Man" Randy Savage

Aurelian Smith Jr.

Jake "The Snake" Roberts

André Roussimoff

André the Giant

Rick Rood

"Ravishing" Rick Rude

Ted DiBiase Sr.

The Million Dollar Man

Bret Hart

Bret "The Hitman" Hart

Elizabeth Hulette

Miss Elizabeth (Valet)

Harry Fujiwara

Mr. Fuji (Manager)

Ray Heenan

Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (Manager)

Michael Jones

Virgil (Bodyguard)