Frankie Howerd

Alphonse of Monte Carlo / Alfred Askett

Dora Bryan

Amber Spottiswood

George Cole

'Flash' Harry

Reg Varney

Gilbert

Raymond Huntley

Sir Horace, the Minister

Richard Wattis

Manton Bassett

Terry Scott

Policeman

Eric Barker

Culpepper Brown

Colin Gordon

Noakes

Arthur Mullard

Big Jim

Norman Mitchell

William

Cyril Chamberlain

Maxie

Larry Martyn

Chips

Elspeth Duxbury

Veronica Bledlow

Barbara Couper

Carole Ann Ford

Margaret Nolan

Maggie Rennie

Lisa Lee

Peter Gilmore

Michael Ripper

George Benson

Meredith Edwards

Jeremy Clyde

Aubrey Morris

William Kendall

Stratford Johns

The Voice (voice)

Ingrid Boulting

Schoolgirl