Leslie Nielsen

Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

George Kennedy

Captain Ed Hocken

O.J. Simpson

Nordberg

Robert Goulet

Quentin Hapsburg

Richard Griffiths

Dr. Meinheimer / Earl Hacker

Jacqueline Brookes

Commissioner Brumford

Anthony James

Hector Savage

Lloyd Bochner

Baggett

Tim O'Connor

Fenzwick

Peter Mark Richman

Dunwell

Ed Williams

Ted Olsen

John Roarke

George Bush

Peter Van Norden

John Sununu

Gail Neely

Winnie Mandela

Colleen Fitzpatrick

Blues Singer

Alexander Folk

Crackhouse Cop

Jose Gonzales-Gonzales

Mariachi

Larry McCormick

TV Reporter

Cliff Bemis

Barbecue Dad

D.D. Howard

Barbecue Mom

William Woodson

TV Commercial Announcer

Mel Tormé

Mel Tormé

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Bill Chemerka

"Ladies and Gentlemen, President of United States and Mrs. Bush"

Christopher J. Keene

"Hey Ken, Al! Look what I found."

Ken Kerman

"Hey, that's a pretty nice clock."

Al Fann

"It's 4 minutes too slow."

Tom McGreevey

"Vert well, sir. It's from the lady."

James Gilstrap

"Always nice to see nice people."

'Weird Al' Yankovic

"You pigs...say your prayers."

Gina Mastrogiacomo

"Is this some kind of bust?"

Jeff Wright

"Frank, we got that Sure-Grip suck machine..."

C. Lindsay Workman

"Your coat, sir?"

John Stevens

"Phone call, Commissioner"

Gokul

"Hey, what the hell happened to the water pressure?"

Charlotte Zucker

"For a man in a wheelchair, he gets around marvelously."

Don Pugsley

"He's wired!"

Bernardo Márquez

"Recuerdos a todos."

Lee Terri

"Hey, look what he's doing to that man in the wheelchair!"

Manny Perry

"Let's get him."

Alex Zimmerman

"Yeah!"

Raynor Scheine

"You're on my groin."

John Fleck

"If that's your attitude, forget it."

Susan Breslau

Party Guest

Leslie Maier

Party Guest

Ron Rosenblatt

Mr. Redmond

David Zucker

Davy Crockett

Robert K. Weiss

Obstetrician

Robert LoCash

FBI Agent

Burton Zucker

Lab Technician

Lewis Friedman

Lab Technician

Jan Campbell

Lady in Waiting

Wendy Hogan

Lady in Waiting