Leslie Nielsen

Lt. Frank Drebin

Priscilla Presley

Jane Spencer

Ricardo Montalban

Vincent Ludwig

George Kennedy

Capt. Ed Hocken

O.J. Simpson

Det. Nordberg

Susan Beaubian

Mrs. Wilma Nordberg

Nancy Marchand

Mayor

Raye Birk

Pahpshmir

Jeannette Charles

Queen Elizabeth II

Ed Williams

Ted Olsen

Tiny Ron

Al

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al'

Winifred Freedman

Stephanie

Joe Grifasi

Foreman

Tony Brafa

Enrico Pallazzo

Lorali Hart

Woman On Ledge

Nicholas Worth

Thug #1

Ronald G. Joseph

Thug #27

Doris Hess

Nurse #2

Charlotte Zucker

Dominique

Tom Dugan

Drug Dealer #2

Burton Zucker

Photographer

Charles Gherardi

Khomeini

Prince Hughes

Idi Amin

David Lloyd Austin

Gorbachev

Ken Minyard

Ken (voice)

Robert Arthur

Bob (voice)

Reggie Jackson

Angel Right Fielder

Charles Fick

Angel Catcher

Lawrence Tierney

Angels Manager

Hank Robinson

First Base Umpire

Jay Johnstone

Seattle First Up

Dennis Packer

Baseball P.A. Announcer

Dick Vitale

Baseball Announcer

Dick Enberg

Baseball Announcer

Jim Palmer

Baseball Announcer

Mel Allen

Baseball Announcer

Tim McCarver

Baseball Announcer

Joyce Brothers

Baseball Announcer

Don Woodard

"There he is!"

Susan Breslau

"Hey, look out!"

Rick Seaman

"Ya dumb broad!"

Ron Tank

Reporter

Mallory Sandler

Nurse

Edwina Moore

Usher

Jeff Wright

"Mr. Pallazzo! Would you come with me?"

Jim Smith

"Sorry, fellas."

Mark Holton

"It's Enrico Pallazzo!"

John Houseman

Driving Instructor (uncredited)

Brinke Stevens

Brunette Woman in Showers (uncredited)

Jesse Ventura

Baseball Announcer (uncredited)