Ezio Greggio

Antonio Motel

Dom DeLuise

Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza

Billy Zane

Jo Dee Foster

Joanna Pacula

Lily Wine

Charlene Tilton

Jane Wine

Martin Balsam

Det. Martin Balsam

Stuart Pankin

Insp. Pete Putrid

John Astin

The Ranger

Phyllis Diller

Old Secretary

Bubba Smith

Olaf

Larry Storch

Sergeant

Rip Taylor

Mr. Laurel

Shelley Winters

Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

Henry Silva

Police Chief

John Landis

FBI Agent

Joe Dante

Dying Man

John Carpenter

Trenchcoat Man / Gimp

Mel Brooks

Checkout Guest (uncredited)

Marshall Bell

Cross Dressing Agent

Sal Landi

Agent #2

Irwin Keyes

Guard

Kimber Sissons

Push-Up Lady

Eddie Deezen

Video Cameraman

Ken Davitian

Luciano Pavarotti

Peter DeLuise

Checkout Guard

Jim Maniaci

Rape Culturist #1

Tony Cox

Jail Guard

John Roarke

George H.W. Bush

Wilhelm von Homburg

Maitre 'D