Oliver Kalkofe

Chief Inspector Even Longer/Screaming Woman

Bastian Pastewka

Inspector Very Long/Rose Seller

Thomas Fritsch

Earl of Cockwood

Tanja Wenzel

Miss Pennymarket

Olli Dittrich

Dieter Dubinsky

Christoph Maria Herbst

Alfons Hatler

Thomas Heinze

Rather Short

Anke Engelke

Doris Dubinsky

Wolfgang Völz

Sir John

Grit Boettcher

Mrs. Nora

Oliver Welke

Dr. Brinkman

Lars Rudolph

Smeerlap

Antoine Monot Jr.

Deaf Jack

Günther Jauch

Talkshow Host

Carl Heinz Choynski

The Caretaker with the Cord Hat

Michal Gulyáš

Arse with Ears

Nadja Benaissa

Vanessa Petruo

Radek Brůna

Seaman

Michael Habeck

Arse with Ears (voice)

Helmut Krauss

Edgar Wallace's Neighbor

Tonio von der Meden

The Black Colourful Abbot (voice)