John Simm

Jip

Shaun Parkes

Koop

Nicola Reynolds

Nina

Lorraine Pilkington

Lulu

Danny Dyer

Moff

Andrew Lincoln

Felix

Terence Beesley

Moff's Father

Jo Brand

Reality (voice)

Richard Coyle

Andy

Jan Anderson

Karen Benson

Carl Cox

Pablo Hassan

Howard Marks

Howard Marks

Helen Griffin

Jip's Mother

Danny Midwinter

Tyrone

Tyrone Johnson

Hip Hop Junkie

Larrington Walker

Koop's Father

Philip Rosch

Jip's Manager

Menna Trussler

Lulu's Auntie Violet

Anna Wilson

Boomshanka

Peter Bramhill

Matt

Carol Harrison

Moff's Mother

Giles Thomas

Martin

Sarah Blackburn

Jip's Ex #2

Eilian Wyn

Doctor

Roger Evans

Inca

Bradley Freegard

Tyler

Jennifer Hill

Jip's Secretary