Luke Wilson

Mitch

Will Ferrell

Frank

Vince Vaughn

Beanie

Jeremy Piven

Pritchard

Ellen Pompeo

Nicole

Juliette Lewis

Heidi

Leah Remini

Lara

Perrey Reeves

Marissa

Craig Kilborn

Mark

Elisha Cuthbert

Darcie

Patrick Cranshaw

Blue

Harve Presnell

Mr. Springbrook

Artie Lange

Booker

Matt Walsh

Walsh

Patrick Fischler

Michael

Rick Gonzalez

Spanish

Seann William Scott

Peppers

Sara Tanaka

Megan

Phe Caplan

Julie

Sarah Shahi

Erica

Kristen Kerr

Lisa

Dan Finnerty

Wedding Singer

Gregory Alan Williams

Therapist

Ashley Jones

Caterer

Bryan Callen

Waiter

James Carville

Himself

Todd Phillips

Gang Bang Guy

Corinne Kingsbury

Jenny

Lisa Donatz

Jeanie

David Moreland

Convention Speaker

Chris Hendrie

Priest

Rachel Winfree

Archer's Wife

Nathalie Fay

Mindy

Kristina Hughes

Naked Woman

Noel Gugliemi

Student #1

Robert Baker

Student #2

Arthur Taxier

Professor

Snoop Dogg

Self

Warren G

Self

Bishop Don Magic Juan

Self

Jerod Mixon

Weensie

Matthew Carey

Hatch

Simon Helberg

Jerry

Eddie Pepitone

Archer

Rob Corddry

Warren

Charles Noland

Beav

Raymond Ma

Mr. Ma

Jesse Heiman

Budnick

Patrick J. Adams

Patch

Ellen Cleghorne

Trustee (uncredited)

Andy Dick

Barry (uncredited)

Terry O'Quinn

Goldberg (uncredited)

Ray Buffer

Teacher (uncredited)

Candice T. Cain

College Student (uncredited)

Allen Bloomfield

Airplane Ticket Buyer (uncredited)