Bob Geldof

Harry 'Flash' Gordon

Mel Smith

Billy Evans

Alison Steadman

Doreen

P.H. Moriarty

Mike the Throat

Alfred Molina

DC Rogers

James Marcus

DC Fleming

Phil Daniels

Terry

Kate Hardie

Sue

Ian Dury

Teddy Bryant

David Howey

Brad Brookie

Ray Winstone

Timmy

Albie Woodington

Paul

Ron Cook

'The Wasp'

Alun Armstrong

Blackpool Police Sergeant

Bill Rourke

Blackpool Constable

John Salthouse

Guest Commentator

Prunella Gee

Interviewer

Kenny Ireland

TV Director

Stephen Churchett

TV Announcer

Vivienne Ritchie

Make-Up Girl

John Benfield

Contestant

Eric Richard

Poker Player

Robert Austin

Doreen's Client

Mark Jordon

Hooligan

John Blundell

Terry's Friend

Jude Alderson

Girl

Reginald Stewart

Billy's Clerk

John Turner

Car Repossessor