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"Our Little Secret" is one of those cutesy Christmas rom-coms. Woke elements detract from the already mediocre experience. Netflix, you know.

The premise is that the lead couple breaks up, and then later the two they are dating turn out to be brother and sister. This would a problem at family gatherings, like Christmas. The leads make it a comedic problem by trying to keep their past a secret.

This potentially wholesome premise is denigrated by an insane amount of cheating, always with interracial lovers. This is intended to be funny. It's so funny I forgot to laugh.

Marriage gets dissed, four times. (They either cheat or avoid marriage.)

Two ridiculously weak, pathetic men are a constant reminder that the writer is a woke feminazi with an agenda from hell. This was her first film. May it be her last.

Lindsay Lohan's revitalized good looks do not offset the woke agenda. I watched it so that you don't have to. You're welcome.