Norm Macdonald

Mitch

Artie Lange

Sam

Jack Warden

Pops

Traylor Howard

Kathy

Christopher McDonald

Travis Cole

Chevy Chase

Dr. Farthing

Don Rickles

Hamilton

Polly Shannon

Toni-Ann

David Koechner

Anton Phillips

Rebecca Romijn

Bearded Lady

Gary Coleman

Self

Ken Norton

Self

Gerry Mendicino

Manetti

Hrant Alianak

Kirkpatrick

Scott Gibson

Frat Guy

Rummy Bishop

Homeless Guy at Apartment

Boyd Banks

Creepy Harry

James Binkley

Unaffected Henchman

Fred Wolf

Homeless Guy

Johnie Chase

Policeman

Conrad Bergschneider

Policeman

Kay Hawtrey

Gladys

Arturo Gil

Midget Paul

Chris Gillett

Suit Guy

Kevin Farley

Theater Worker

George Sperdakos

Opera Critic

Michael A. Miranda

Low Life

Cliff Saunders

Thief

Bess Motta

Aerobics Instructor (archive footage)

Chris Farley

Jimmy (uncredited)

John Goodman

Mayor Adrian Riggins (uncredited)

Adam Sandler

Satan (uncredited)