Laila Rouass

Lucinda

Gary Stretch

Fred

Phil Daniels

Grouch

Alun ap Brinley

Rhodri

Geoff Bell

Tyg

Peter Bowles

The Chairman

Gwenllian Davies

Shopkeeper

Marcus Gilbert

Marl

Caroline Hunnisett

Siobhan

William Thomas

Welsh Farmer

David Schofield

Dart player (scenes deleted)

Huggy Leaver

Sulph