Adam Goldberg

Mordechai Jefferson Carver

Judy Greer

Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Andy Dick

Damian Claus

Mario Van Peebles

Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim

Peter Coyote

JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Nora Dunn

Mrs. Carver

Sean Whalen

Tiny Tim

Tony Cox

Jamal

Richard Riehle

Santa

Melvin Van Peebles

Sweetback

Rachel Dratch

Tikva

Harrison Chad

Schlomo

Jim Petersmith

Skinhead Bartender

Annie McEnroe

Mrs. Highsmith

Grant Rosenmeyer

Young Mordechai

Elaine Hendrix

Blonde Bombshell

Alex Corrado

Tony

Jason Fuchs

Adolescent Hasidic Boy

Ed Koch

Himself

Gary Pratt

Head Elf

Woodrow Asai

Mun Chi

Daryl Wein

Teenage Gentile

Audrey Twitchell

Gentile Girl No. 1

George Hosmer

Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy

Leslie Shenkel

JDL Member No. 1

Jerome F. Richards

Council Elder

C.P. Lacey

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer

Ephraim Benton

Black Teen

Chris McGinn

Samples Woman

Kathryn Gordon

Bambi