Jean-Claude Van Damme

Storm

Adam Brody

Chris

Rob Huebel

Phil

Kristen Schaal

Brenda

Megan Boone

Lisa

Bianca Bree

Ashley

Aaron Takahashi

Troy

Robert Peters

Dale

Eric Edelstein

Jared

Dennis Haysbert

Mr. Palmer

Brian Tester

Senior Naval Officer

Mark Sherman

Sailor Bob

Kris Van Damme

Brett (as Kristopher Van Varenberg)