Ed Skudder

Red / Raccoon / Cpt. Crookygrin / Son-san / Mr. Dingleberry / Mama-san / Wife-san / Grandson-san / Japanese School Girl / 8-Bit Gelato Bene / Nep-Dawg / Jacques Bon / Zeus (voice)

Zack Keller

Blue / Narrator / Trollz0r / Shaw (voice)

Eric Bauza

Lord Takagami (voice)

Chad Quandt

Chad-Gendarmerie (voice)

Nick Ainsworth

Umbrella Salesman (voice)

Brock Gallagher

Bully / Dock Worker #2 (voice)

John Dusenberry

Ghetto Cutter / French Cutter (voice)

Rob DenBleyker

Guard #2 (voice)

Thomas Ridgewell

French Cop