Danny Aiello

Rocco

Jeff Daniels

Biff Baxter

Mia Farrow

Sally White

Seth Green

Joe

Robert Joy

Fred

Julie Kavner

Mother

Diane Keaton

New Year's Singer

Julie Kurnitz

Irene

Renée Lippin

Aunt Ceil

Kenneth Mars

Rabbi Baumel

Josh Mostel

Abe

Tony Roberts

"Silver Dollar" Emcee

Wallace Shawn

Masked Avenger

Michael Tucker

Father

David Warrilow

Roger

Dianne Wiest

Aunt Bea

Mike Starr

Burglar

Paul Herman

Burglar

Don Pardo

"Guess That Tune" Host

Martin Rosenblatt

Mr. Needleman

Helen Miller

Mrs. Needleman

Danielle Ferland

Child Star

Mick Murray

Avenger Crook

William Flanagan

Avenger Announcer

William Magerman

Grandpa

Leah Carrey

Grandma

Hy Anzell

Mr. Waldbaum

Judith Malina

Mrs. Waldbaum

Oliver Block

Nick

Sal Tuminello

Burt

Mindy Morgenstern

"Show & Tell" Teacher

David Mosberg

Arnold

Andrew B. Clark

Sidney Manulis

Margaret Thomson

Nightclub Customer

Tito Puente

Latin Bandleader

Denise Dumont

Latin Singer

Dimitri Vassilopoulos

Porfirio

Larry David

Communist Neighbor

Rebecca Schaeffer

Communist's Daughter

Brian Mannain

Kirby Kyle

Todd Field

Crooner

Peter Lombard

Abercrombie Host

Martin Sherman

Mr. Abercrombie

Crystal Field

Abercrombie Couple

Maurice Shrog

Abercrombie Couple

Joel Eidelsberg

Mr. Zipsky

Peter Castellotti

Mr. Davis

Gina DeAngeles

Rocco's mother

Shelley Delaney

Chekhov Actress

Dwight Weist

Pearl Harbor Announcer

Ray Marchica

USO Musician

J.R. Horne

Biff Announcer

Henry Yuk

Japanese

Sydney A. Blake

Miss Gordon

Kitty Carlisle

Radio Singer

Henry Cowen

Principal

Mercedes Ruehl

Ad Man

Bruce Jarchow

Ad Man

Greg Gerard

Songwriter

David Cale

Director

Ira Wheeler

Sponsor

Hannah Rabinowitz

Sponsor's Wife

Ruby Payne

Diction Student

J.E. Beaucaire

Diction Student

Paul Berman

"Gay White Way" Announcer

Richard Portnow

Sy

Ivan Kronenfeld

On-the-Spot Newsman

Yolanda Childress

Polly's Mother

Artie Butler

New Year's Bandleader

Gregg Almquist

Radio Voice (voice)

Jackson Beck

Radio Voice (voice)

William H. Macy

Radio Voice (voice)

Ken Roberts

Radio Voice (voice)

Norman Rose

Radio Voice (voice)

Kenneth Welsh

Radio Voice (voice)

Woody Allen

Joe (Narrator) (voice) (uncredited)

David Bickford

Silver Dollar Assistant (uncredited)

Sandy Dell

Crying Woman (uncredited)

Marie Gabrielle

Young Sailor's Wife (uncredited)

Carson Grant

Sailor in Coney Island Bumper Car (uncredited)

Zach Grenier

Audience Member (uncredited)

Fred Melamed

Bradley (uncredited)

Ilana Rapp

Counter Girl (uncredited)

Ruth Rugoff

Rita (uncredited)

Hester Schell

Cafe Patron (uncredited)