Hilariously Woke and Unwatchable

Let's start with the first five minutes, where the film proves that the woke crowd does not have an objective definition of the words "handsome/beautiful" or "plain". They use historical makeup, which is a nice touch, I guess, but the fairy queen or whatever actually looks worse in her true form. Meanwhile the Mary Sue, Belle, is "plain" as an informed attribute. Her actress is also a "feminist" as an informed attribute, despite playing a role that is literally abused by a raging beast. Oh yes, and one more quoted term. She tells us this is a "provincial" (meaning small and backwater) town, yet somehow it contains a very multiracial demographic. Mmmm, right. Let's redefine terms for fun.