Lee Ross

Phil

Charlotte Coleman

Ros

Ron Donachie

Big Mac

Andrew Tiernan

Dog

Alan Stocks

Tone

Janet McTeer

Caroline

Trevor Peacock

Man in Cell

Sandi Toksvig

Woman in Job Centre

Victor Maddern

Frankie

Joan Heal

Binnie

Bob Mason

Man in Station

Michael O'Hagan

Police Chief

John Dair

Fat Man

Malcolm Sinclair

Estate Agent

Simon Cadell

Video Narrator (Voice)

Michael Melia

Dustman

Sidney Livingstone

Barman

Eileen Daly

Stripogram