James Roday Rodriguez

Dick Murphy

Sam Huntington

Dinkadoo Murphy

Jay Paulson

Dave Murphy

Charlie Finn

Kevin Haub

Ryan McDow

Hunter Bullette

Rip Torn

Oldman

Keegan Olmstead

Young Dinkadoo

Lew Temple

Bill

C.K. McFarland

State Trooper

Lisa Marie Newmyer

Satin

Brad Leland

Dot the Waitress

Louanne Stephens

Lady Customer

Elizabeth Chambers

Freshman Co-Ed

Kelly Bright

Senior Co-Ed

Ed Geldart

Farmer

J.D. Evermore

Angry Motorcycle Cop

Chris Warner

Motorcycle Cop

Bonnie Gallup

Grandma

Mia Zottoli

Cheyenne

Ryan Thomas Brockington

Joey (uncredited)

Thomas Haden Church

Agent Madsen / Trooper (uncredited)

Greg Dorchak

Jimmy (uncredited)

Kevin Pollak

Agent Brinkley (uncredited)

Brent Smiga

Pothead Driver (uncredited)

Tony Vespe

Taunting Boy (uncredited)

Tennille Williams

Sorority Girl (uncredited)