Graham Phillips

Danny

Zack Pearlman

Frank

Ashley Greene

Krystal Manicucci

Cecily Strong

Mary Ellen

John DeLuca

Anthony

Bobby Moynihan

Skootch

Fred Armisen

Victor

Michael Patrick O'Brien

Chuck

Kate Walsh

Danny's Mom

Jim Gaffigan

Danny's Dad

Colin Jost

Officer Greg

Vincent Pastore

Leo Manicucci

Mary Birdsong

Bianca Manicucci

Kate McKinnon

Mrs. Bandini Jr.

Will Forte

Griffith

Method Man

Konko

Kellie Cockrell

Rebecca

Penny Marshall

Dolores

Gina Gershon

Ms Greeley

Hassan Johnson

Murray

Owen Benjamin

Health Inspector

Camille Saviola

Mrs. Bandini

Rhys Thomas

The Devil (voice)

Brett Azar

Badass Guy (uncredited)