Tony Randall

Rockwell P. Hunter / Himself

Jayne Mansfield

Rita Marlowe

Joan Blondell

Violet

John Williams

Irving La Salle Jr.

Henry Jones

Henry Rufus

Lili Gentle

April Hunter

Mickey Hargitay

Bobo Branigansky

Dick Whittinghill

T.V. Interviewer

Ann McCrea

Gladys

Alberto Morin

Frenchman

Louis Mercier

Frenchman

Groucho Marx

George Schmidlap (uncredited)

Majel Barrett

Shampoo Demonstrator (uncredited)

Tom Palmer

Salesman (uncredited)

Robert Adler

Mailman (uncredited)

George Baxter

Television Commentator (uncredited)

Tex Brodus

Board Member (uncredited)

Phil Chambers

Mailman (uncredited)

Paul Cristo

Board Member (uncredited)

Minta Durfee

Scrubwoman (uncredited)

Barbara Eden

Miss Carstairs (uncredited)

James Gonzalez

Board Member (uncredited)

Stuart Hall

Board Member (uncredited)

Shep Houghton

Policeman (uncredited)

James Maloney

Doctor (uncredited)

Monty O'Grady

Board Member (uncredited)

Benny Rubin

Theater Manager (uncredited)

Jay Sayer

Reporter (uncredited)

Mack Williams

Hotel Doorman (uncredited)