Tony Randall

Rockwell P. Hunter / Himself

Jayne Mansfield

Rita Marlowe

Joan Blondell

Violet

John Williams

Irving La Salle Jr.

Henry Jones

Henry Rufus

Mickey Hargitay

Bobo Branigansky

Ann McCrea

Gladys

Alberto Morin

Frenchman

Louis Mercier

Frenchman

Groucho Marx

George Schmidlap (uncredited)

Majel Barrett

Shampoo Demonstrator (uncredited)

Tom Palmer

Salesman (uncredited)

Robert Adler

Mailman (uncredited)

Tex Brodus

Board Member (uncredited)

Phil Chambers

Mailman (uncredited)

Barbara Eden

Miss Carstairs (uncredited)

Mary Foran

Refrigerator Demonstrator (uncredited)

Stuart Hall

Board Member (uncredited)

Shep Houghton

Policeman (uncredited)

Jess Kirkpatrick

Jolly Jess - Peanut Butter Salesman (uncredited)

James Maloney

Doctor (uncredited)

Monty O'Grady

Board Member (uncredited)

Benny Rubin

Theater Manager (uncredited)

Jay Sayer

Reporter (uncredited)