Julie Strain

Ivanna Dance / Demanda

Lloyd Kaufman

The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

Arban Ornelas

Soul Stripper (as Arban)

Masuimi Max

Sexy Asian Vampire

Kevin Eastman

Travis Dance

Rob Zazzali

Timmy

Elwood Carlisle

Private Dick Sam Black

Jorge Garcia

Racoon Head

Randy Sklar

News Anchor

Jason Sklar

News Anchor

Debbie Rochon

Zelda Lipschitz / Herself

Joe Fleishaker

Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm

James Gunn

Himself

India Allen

Sally Sterks

Ronn Surels

Deke the Red Herring

Antonia Dorian

Larry the Stripper

Isabelle Stephen

Lesbian Art Student #1

Jamie Greco

Surly Crack-Head Trannie

Ron Jeremy

Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)

Trey Parker

Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)

Timothy Muskatell

Guy Who Finds the Space Ship

Josh Taylor

Fake Zit Guy

Ted Raimi

Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)

Adam Jahnke

Purse Snatcher

James Ojala

Monster Meat

Paul Salamoff

Office Chair Victim

Kevin Thigpen

Black Guy #2

Trent Haaga

Guy at the Party

Ramzi Abed

Guy at the Party

Lizzy Strain

Party Goer

Eli Roth

Party Goer

Doug Sakmann

Party Goer

Stephen Blackehart

Himself (uncredited)

Crystal Cartwright

Woman on Balcony (uncredited)