Julie Strain

Ivanna Dance / Demanda

Lloyd Kaufman

The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

Masuimi Max

Sexy Asian Vampire

Kevin Eastman

Travis Dance

Rob Zazzali

Timmy

Elwood Carlisle

Private Dick Sam Black

Jorge Garcia

Racoon Head

Randy Sklar

News Anchor

Jason Sklar

News Anchor

Debbie Rochon

Zelda Lipschitz / Herself

Joe Fleishaker

Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm

James Gunn

Himself

India Allen

Sally Sterks

Ronn Surels

Deke the Red Herring

Antonia Dorian

Larry the Stripper

Ron Jeremy

Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)

Trey Parker

Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)

Timothy Muskatell

Guy Who Finds the Space Ship

Ted Raimi

Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)

Kevin Thigpen

Black Guy #2

Trent Haaga

Guy at the Party

Ramzi Abed

Guy at the Party

Eli Roth

Party Goer

Doug Sakmann

Party Goer

Stephen Blackehart

Himself (uncredited)

Wes Craven

Party Goer (uncredited)

Mark Gagliardi

People at the Party

Smokey Miles

Party Goer

Lisa Michelle Axelrod

Voice Over

Sam Macaroni

Mr. Freaky (uncredited)

Terryn Westbrook

Door Girl (uncredited)