Ashley Tisdale

Jody Sanders

Simon Rex

Dan Sanders

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Gracie Whitton

Kathy

Ava Kolker

Lily

Heather Locklear

Barbara

Molly Shannon

Heather Darcy

Josh Robert Thompson

Narrator (voice)

Darrell Hammond

Dr. Hall

Snoop Dogg

Marcus

Terry Crews

Martin Jacobs

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

Lidia Porto

Maria

Mac Miller

D'Andre

Erica Ash

Kendra Brooks

J.P. Manoux

Pierre

Tyler Posey

David

Sarah Hyland

Mia

Shad Moss

Eric

Katrina Bowden

Natalie

Ben Cornish

Dom

Katt Williams

Blaine Fulda

Lindsay Lohan

Herself

Jerry O'Connell

Christian Grey

Usher

Ira the Janitor

Macsen Lintz

French Boy

John Atwood

Newscaster #1

Lil Duval

Kendra's Brother

Angie Stone

Kendra's Cousin

Jasmine Guy

Kendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte Campbell

Antoinette Beauchamp

Kate Walsh

Herself

Anna Skidanova

Nadia

Clayton Landey

Sodomized Cop

Aaron Beelner

Little Man (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece

Real Housewife (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich

Ballerina (uncredited)

Jeff Glover

Lab Tech (uncredited)

Jon Gould

Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge (uncredited)

Zoe Pessin

Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)

David Zucker

Packer Fan (uncredited)

Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra Wilkinson (uncredited)