Bill & Ted Face the Music

How much sex-swapping can this generation stand?

Remember when Bill & Ted were two goofballs which went on an excellent adventure? Well, their world is now old, faded, and tattered. As in all modern remakes and sequels, the cool dudes are now replaced by feminazis and lesbians, and men can't do anything without them. The story should just be called "Bill & Ted get Replaced by Feminists."

Look, I'm a chick. I love badass chicks. But why Hollyweird needs to take all the awesome guy movies and replace the lovable male characters with butch lesbians, I have no clue. I don't want to see that. Who the hell wants to see that? Maybe Elizabeth Banks and Brie Larson as they shove Christina Aguilera's big green dildo up each other's asses. Anyway, yeah.

This film is full of "dumb man, perfect woman" scenes. Dumb husbands, perfect wives. Dumb dads, savior daughters.
And the daughters aren't even real girls - just these strange amalgamations of what an obviously male writer thinks girls may be like on another planet called Earth. Just.... stop it, Hollywood. Stop it.