Michael Caine

Sidney Lipton / Doctor Hicklar

Roger Moore

Garald Bradley-Smith / Sir John Bevistock

Sally Kirkland

Willie

Lee Patterson

Darrell Hyde

Derren Nesbitt

Inspector Grosse

Christopher Adamson

Death's Head

Steffanie Pitt

Donna Dutch

Amir M. Korangy

Iranian Bidder

Angus MacKay

Reverend Simkin

John Woodnutt

Bank Manager

John Cleese

Man on the Beach in Barbados Who Looks Like John Cleese

Jenny Seagrove

Heath Club Receptionist and Girl with John Cleese

Billy J. Mitchell

Elmer, Tourist

Mildred Shay

Jolene, Tourist

Leslie Lowe

Lovely Lady on Train

Daniel Coll

Tim

Nicholas Courtney

Sir Hugh

Alexandra Pigg

Car Hire Girl

Patsy Kensit

Sick Lady on Train

Kiran Shah

Little Boss at Auction

Pamela Binns

The Duchess

John Scott Martin

Old Jeweller

Gary Lammin

Ronald

Kate Robbins

The Queen (Voice)

Deborah Moore

Flo Fleming

John Lyons

Train Guard