Kevin Whately

Colin Worsfold

Keith Barron

Arthur Hedley

Jack Dee

Pathologist

Peter Egan

Peter Villiers

Nicholas Jones

George Cranley

Geoffrey McGivern

Geoffrey Lester

Warren Mitchell

Waterboard Chairman

Pippa Guard

Claire Worsfold

Kate Maberly

Pippa Worsfold

Jake Wood

Androcles

Morgan Jones

Spike

Selina Cadell

Treasury Boss

Jonathan Coy

Hans Gluck

Tom Hollander

Pipsqueak

Jason O'Mara

Regional Newspaper Journalist

Mark Spalding

Policeman

Suzy Aitchison

Newsreader

Michael Fenton Stevens

Gordon the Gobbler

Howard Lew Lewis

Fat Bloke