Kevin Whately

Colin Worsfold

Keith Barron

Arthur Hedley

Jack Dee

Pathologist

Peter Egan

Peter Villiers

Nicholas Jones

George Cranley

Geoffrey McGivern

Geoffrey Lester

Warren Mitchell

Waterboard Chairman

Pippa Guard

Claire Worsfold

Matthew De La Mere

Ben Worsfold

Kate Maberly

Pippa Worsfold

Jake Wood

Androcles

Caroline Trowbridge

Maureen

Morgan Jones

Spike

Selina Cadell

Treasury Boss

Jonathan Coy

Hans Gluck

Michael Thomas

Montague

Stephen Frost

Gun Shop Assistant

Cas Harkins

Journalist

Tom Hollander

Pipsqueak

Jason O'Mara

Regional Newspaper Journalist

Sara Mair-Thomas

Scientist

Mark Spalding

Policeman

Suzy Aitchison

Newsreader

Hugo Chandor

Newsreader

Richard Whitmore

Celebrity Newsreader

Paul Broughton

Security Man

Alan Igbon

Security Man

Michael Fenton Stevens

Gordon the Gobbler

Phil Rowlands

Beardie

Howard Lew Lewis

Fat Bloke