Scott Mechlowicz

Scott Thomas

Jacob Pitts

Cooper Harris

Michelle Trachtenberg

Jenny

Travis Wester

Jamie

Vinnie Jones

Mad Maynard

Lucy Lawless

Madame Vandersexxx

Jessica Boehrs

Mieke

Patrick Malahide

Arthur Frommer

Diedrich Bader

Mugger

Kristin Kreuk

Fiona

Cathy Meils

Mrs. Thomas

Nial Iskhakov

Bert

Matt Damon

Donny

Molly Schade

Candy

Jakki Degg

Missy

Lenka Dayrit

Sissy

Paul Oldham

Cecil

John Comer

Hooligan

Petr Jákl

Gunter

J.P. Manoux

Robot Man

Fred Armisen

Creepy Italian Guy

Barbora Navratilova

Vandersexxx Girl

Lucie Kachtikova

Vandersexxx Girl

Tereza Zimova

Vandersexxx Girl

Jana Pallaske

Anna, The Camera Store Girl

Jiří Maria Sieber

Gruber

Amy Huck

Bakery Woman

Dominic Raacke

Trucker

Rade Šerbedžija

Tibor

Jan Nemejovský

Manager at Opulent Hotel

Steve Hytner

Green Fairy

Walter Sittler

Mieke's Father

Joel Kirby

Swiss Guard

Andrea Miltner

Vatican Tour Guide

Ellen Savaria

Tourist Woman in Vatican

Predrag Bjelac

Italian Guy at Vatican

Nick Jameson

Reporter

Pat Kilbane

American Robot Guy

Joanna Lumley

Hostel Clerk

Mindy Sterling

Old Woman in Confessional (uncredited)

Jeffrey Tambor

Scott's Dad (uncredited)