Disgusting Surprise Under the Hood

Once my wife starts a series, she's obligated to finish it and myself, in turn, is abjected into these disgusting, tired plots. It seems this dude hooks up with a tranny, likely not knowing this thing is a tranny. In the end, he's like, "whatever, I dig it". I think I'm too old. Is this how modern men operate? "How cool! You got the same junk under the hood as me!" I know Woke 'r Not isn't the best place to ask, but seriously is this how it works these days? 'cause thinking of jumping in the sack with some dude is kind of not, uh, really my thing (being a dude myself). Can I say that out loud?