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Vikings: Valhalla

Kneel to no one.

In this sequel to "Vikings," a hundred years have passed and a new generation of legendary heroes arises to forge its own destiny — and make history.

Wokeness: 100%

Overall Score: 20%

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JustEntertainment

Wokeness: 5/5 Overall Score: 1/5

Too woke for the history books

Guess who the king of the Vikings is? A black female singer! This whole show is designed of emasculate anything cool that the Vikings were famed for - brutish dudes, warfare, pillaging, raping, robbering and slobbering. All of that is gone in the name of woke pandering. What use it spending millions on a historical remake when there’s nothing but fairyland in it? Waste of what could have been a badass budget. Hard pass.

Created: 07-23-2022

V

Wokeness: 5/5 Overall Score: 2/5

Ridiculous

Woke and unfortunate. Not even close to the original.

Created: 10-20-2022

Aj

Wokeness: 5/5 Overall Score: 1/5

Super woke

I can’t remember specific examples, but I remember being highly disappointed and yelling at the TV while simultaneously explaining to my wife why it was unrealistic. Christians essentially all evil, over the top feminism and a multi cultural society when in real history the only multiculturalism was based on the slaves that they had.. I remember one of the scenes the boats of Vikings come in and the main character girl is just standing there.. so you’d think they’d all take out their arrows and just light her A** up.. but no.. they all play staring contest with her.. the boats are literally almost docked before she even pulls the oil tops off.. you’d think they’d just charge out and kill her.. well no, cuz no one has won the staring contest yet.. so she also has all the time in the world to throw fire into the oil setting it on fire.. oil burns ontop of the water, not IN or underneath the water.. but somehow none of the Vikings are smart enough to swim under the water to get to saftey.. and they all burn alive.. YEAH, OK..

Created: 12-30-2023

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