In the Grey

A movie that feels like a hack director trying his best to make a Guy Ritchie style movie and completely failing. I would like to say the acting
is bad but I think that's what they were going for. Everything is delivered in the most emotionless dull monotone voices. It's like they gave
everyone Prozac before every scene. The humor is so forced and unnatural, all the best parts are in the trailer. The writing makes little sense with a lot left unexplained are seemingly unrealistic. The 'heroes' are super powered and seemingly invincible, they take out an entire army without a scratch. The bad guys are comically inept and the heroes are never in any real danger, they barely even get dirty or a hair out of place. The lead says she's a lawyer, how is she able to very easily just dismantle this billionaire criminal organization at will? How is she so powerful and able to pull off any of this stuff? Don't know. This billionaire crime boss has his own island but a group of 6 men are able to import mountains of weapons, supplies and vehicles without him knowing. They are able to run drills and practice runs for seemingly weeks without anyone on the island noticing anything. Then months later when they go back everything is still there and set up to work just like they left it and nobody on the island has stumbled upon any of it. This crime boss seems to be completely powerless and ineffectual. How did he get to be a billionaire crime boss without having
powerful friends or know people. He has all this money but his militia seems to be the most inept group of street thugs he could find, no professional mercenaries to be found. The smug annoying genius girlboss with all her male minions saving the other girlboss
from the evil billionaire male. A lot of DEI though it is an internationally set movie so maybe not as unrealistic. Then there is the disturbingly
gay seeming couple that is the 2 male leads. It's never explicitly stated that they are gay but the amount of gay innuendo and jokes thrown around between them are far beyond what you will see from straight men.