Kryptic
A woman’s search for a missing cryptzoologist leads to her own riveting cosmic quest for identity.
Wokeness: 100%
Overall Score: 0%
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Leftist trash that’s not even worth watching.
Oh shit—how did I end up watching this kind of garbage???
For people who love cinema, watching indie movies can sometimes help you stumble upon a few interesting gems along the way, but to do that you have to chew through a lot of bad weeds, hoping to find something special during the search.
This movie is a disaster. At times it has decent cinematography, which is what caught my eye at first, and the main character didn’t give off any girl-boss vibes or anything like that.
At the beginning, the film seems like it’s heading somewhere, but after the first 20 minutes it completely derails, with baseless, poorly structured arguments that can’t even minimally justify its title. As the story goes on, woke elements start to pop up, and because it’s so badly written, I honestly think that -ironically- they might’ve at least given the story a more coherent structure [lol]. But the goal was to try to tell a “cryptic” story, saying something without actually saying it (or at least that’s what it seems like in the middle of all this mess).
Bottom line: this is not cryptic. Akira (1988) is cryptic. This is not. THIS IS BAD CINEMA.
And this leftist piece of crap is SUPER WOKE because it’s funded with Canadian taxpayers’ money. If that weren’t the case, it would just be a bad movie—but no, this is taxpayer money badly spent, ending up in the hands of artists cushioned inside woke culture, AND ON TOP OF THAT, WITH ZERO TALENT.
Created: 01-03-2026