Hell Yeah! This is a great movie!

Not a single dull moment!
It lived up to every one of my expectations!
Starring Ryan Gosling, who was also one of the producers!
ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!

GO SEE IT IN THE THEATERS IF YOU CAN!

It’s totally worth it!

ENJOY IT!

Funny

Alright, I had some hopes for this one and honestly, it didn’t disappoint. I had my doubts because it’s hard to get excited about any new release these days with all the overhyped promos, but based on the trailer, the final product felt pretty on point.

It’s a comedy that doesn’t take itself seriously and just aims to entertain with a heavily overdone topic, but the ridiculous approach actually makes it funnier and more enjoyable.

ℹ LIGHT SPOILERS
I do wish it had leaned more into the sci-fi/fantasy elements (especially when it comes to weapons and other gadgets), but it looks like the budget mostly went to paying the main cast and, to be fair, that actually helped carry the movie since the plot isn’t always the strong point: Sometimes it's is and others not.

Entertaining, simple, and totally predictable and thankfully, there’s no “woke” stuff.

A good popcorn flick to kill some time, built around a topic that’s everywhere these days.

Enjoy it!

It’s not woke. That’s clearly one of the main reasons it didn’t win any Oscars, even though it was nominated for several. Not that those awards really matter, but given how Hollywood is these days, it’s worth pointing out.

As for whether it’s actually good or not, that really comes down to personal taste.

It’s about an arrogant, compulsive liar with zero empathy (at least toward 99% of the people and animals in the movie) chasing a sports dream. But to get there, he pulls every dirty trick in the book, fraud, lies, dumb arguments, and some pretty ridiculous shady deals.

More talking than story

Cheap, half-baked movie that feels like it was written by a blind guy’s feet; with an unoriginal script where they just keep arguing and talking in a genre that’s supposed to be “show, don’t tell” and on top of that, it’s woke too.

I couldn’t even make it past 30 minutes.

Excellent bizarre humor

It’s a cartoon packed with all kinds of characters exploding with colors and completely nonsensical shapes… and somehow it’s not woke. That’s it. That’s the whole thing.

It’s just exaggerated bizarre humor, one meme after another, trying to squeeze a laugh out of you in every possible way, mostly by making the characters interact in the most awkward and uncomfortable ways imaginable.

Highly recommended if you enjoy a good dose of absurd, exaggerated humor.

⚠ Not for children.

Enjoy!

Solid, fun action flick

Happy to report it’s not woke at all and it’s entertaining from start to finish. It plays around with familiar action-movie elements, but it handles them well all the way through.

No woke content. There’s a bit of diversity here and there, but nothing forced. Great movie to just kick back and enjoy.

Enjoy it!

Straight-up popcorn movie

This isn’t woke and I went in ready to roll my eyes, thinking I was about to get smacked with a giant diversity lecture and a bunch of girlboss energy telling the male leads what to do. Yeah, there’s diversity in it, but it doesn’t feel forced. And to my surprise (a good one), it never turns into that. Sure, there are a couple moments where you’re like “STFU!” but it fits the story and doesn’t feel preachy.

Fun action flick, very 90s buddy-cop energy, Lethal Weapon vibes. It’s not top-tier or anything, but it gets the job done if you just want to switch off and kill some time.

Surprisingly funny

A unique indie silent film, nothing like the usual, with a touch of classic film noir and some cartoony humor thrown in.

Great for all ages.

Absolutely nothing woke about it.

Instead of raising the bar, they somehow lowered it even more (if that’s even possible compared to the second movie, obviously).

Which brings me to the fans and defenders of this garbage who basically act like the second one never even existed 🤷🏻‍♂️ because not even they defend it. LOL. So there’s that, kind of incomprehensible, but totally in line with the movie’s level of writing.

It’s entertaining if you watch it just to have a good time with friends and treat it like one of those horror movies that are so bad they end up being funny.

⚠ SPOILER ALERT ⚠
Nothing is redeemable: the father-son dialogue happening during the initiation ritual, the obese zombies who can only afford to eat worms, the whole broken-family drama where, while the mom is dying of cancer, the husband cheats on her with the town’s schoolteacher, a mom who goes from bedridden to suddenly hiking with her son, the zombie’s dick that looks like Jason Momoa, an infected woman giving birth where we’re shown that women support each other no matter what and that a zombie apocalypse doesn’t matter at all. A Voldemort knockoff covered in iodine who collects bones and sees the mother as a nice skull to crown his masterpiece, a son who ends up climbing the pile of bones to place his mother’s skull on top (not before giving it a goodbye kiss) and a finale where the Power Rangers show up swinging nunchucks.
FOR GOD’S SAKE!!! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH HAHAHAHAHA.

A parade of absurd nonsense

Pff. What a complete waste of time watching this movie.

Is it woke? Like I’ve read in other reviews, I think we need a different meter to measure how weird movies are. So I’m cranking up the “wokeness” score based on sheer weirdness.
In terms of awareness, yeah! Since it talks about the fashion world inside Hollywood, but in a twisted, openly masturbatory way.

I’m not going into more detail. If you want to watch a slow, surreal movie with bad acting and a terrible script, this one’s for you.

P.S. Another movie that, if I could rate it below 20%, I absolutely would.