Garbage-tier slop

This series is awful, and I’m not even going to get into the details of why, because not even the angry actor’s PR shields can defend how bad it is.

That said, if you’re in the mood to watch a cheap, low-effort show starring a smug actor who thinks he can insult half the country and then play president in a TV production, go ahead and watch it.

Otherwise, I suggest you watch something more interesting.

Nonstop crybaby meltdown

Sorry guys, but this show stopped being the whole “I make fun of absolutely everyone and I’m not on either side” thing and instead took the mask off and showed how left-wing they really are. And that’s been the case ever since Trump took office again. Clearly DOGE cut off some funding stream that was being funneled to them or their buddies and hit a nerve, so now all they do is whine about it.

They had some solid moments back when they weren’t taking sides and managed to create a few iconic episodes in pop culture, but the last season has become repetitive and extremely left-wing. To the point where some lines literally go, “well, woke wasn’t that bad,” and they even devoted an entire episode to Cartman being depressed because “woke” was dead, constantly pandering to what’s left of their audience: a bunch of whiny little leftists desperate for attention

You still think this is gonna save the Marvel universe?

Eleven months before it’s out, they’ve already dropped four teasers showing who’s involved, and even if they brought back the entire original cast (including those who’ve had legal disputes with Marvel/Disney, like Scarlett Johansson or Terrence Howard), they couldn’t fix it.
This has been rotten from the start, and the actors involved are just that → actors. They’re not saviors, and they don’t care if the story is told right.
There aren’t many Henry Cavills in history; only he could stand up to the system because he has the backing and clout to do it, and even then, he couldn’t stop the direction they were forcing those projects into. Don’t expect this movie to change anything. The same people who ruined it are still behind it, and swapping faces on the snake won’t change that. This franchise is dead, no matter how much noise they make. That’s all they want from you → pure copium.

In the end, it’ll be just that: all bark and no bite.

We’ll see how “awake” this movie really ends up being. For now, let’s leave it at zero and see how it turns out…

Oh, NO! Hell no!! This is NOT Pretty Woman!

According to the press, Anora is supposed to subvert the urban fairy tale of Pretty Woman, but it ends up being a movie that tries to legitimize the shitty behavior of white-trash people. It’s directionless, long, and empty. Beneath a failed comedy and an erratic tone, it offers a frivolous, whitewashed portrayal of prostitution, with a completely wrong take on what it actually is, despite the press trying to sell it as a “male gaze” critique, when it’s not. It’s just Sean Baker’s gaze, and the gaze of the people who paid to make this movie known.

The protagonist is a flat, objectified character with no real motivations, and the supposed class or social conflict never gets developed. The humor is simply bad, the runtime is excessive, and potentially dramatic situations turn into pointless slapstick. The film comes off as offensive (especially to women), shallow, and lacking any real substance, recognized more for marketing and propaganda than for what should actually matter and which it doesn’t have: narrative merit.

Conclusion: Another movie inflated by the mainstream press, desperately trying to ride the success of a much better film made without all the DEI bullshit and the whole woke movement, just to have a shot at relevance → and still failing to even stand as a movie on its own.

A Political Pamphlet Disguised as a Show

The one who thinks watching this show is somehow cool and can’t see what’s rotten right in plain sight → it’s a total no-brainer: this show is SUPER WOKE! Yeah, it screams diversity, equality, and inclusion everywhere like some kind of plague. It’s splattered all over, from the show’s poster and art style to the very first words spoken on screen. It’s all planned, plotted, and manufactured so idiots will think this is peak art when it’s not. It’s straight-up communist propaganda, ready to be jammed into the heads of people who think they’re edgy and on the side of revolution, veganism, and all that socialist crap.
The premise is interesting, but the execution is completely and deliberately designed to make you believe what’s being done is pure gold - it’s not. It’s just political messaging after political messaging for stupid snobs.

That’s it.

Totally skippable.

If you finish it, you're a masochist

The truth is, when I saw there was a War of the Worlds movie with Ice Cube in it, it definitely caught my attention (how innocent of me 🤦‍♂️), and it made me think that, despite all the shitty popcorn movies we’ve been getting, maybe some halfway decent popcorn flicks were still being made here and there. But when I started watching it, I was blown away by the terrible quality of what I was seeing. I didn’t even make it past the 30-minute mark. Either someone laundered money with that movie, or they made it right in the middle of the pandemic from home and everyone had their internet cut off. Because besides being insanely bad, it’s also woke. Yes, woke. But that’s not even the worst part. The worst part of all is that Amazon has the balls to promote it on their platform.

Do yourself a favor and watch something else. It’s not worth it.

Oh shit! I watched the movie without even checking here first to see if someone had already commented on it.

Since I actually watched it all the way through, I can say this without hesitation: yeah, it has some comedic touches, but it’s working inside a subgenre that’s already hard as hell to make funny - acid comedy. The previous comment pretty much nails everything it points out, but I’m gonna add a bit more.

Both Tim Robinson’s character (the lead) and Paul Rudd’s are well acted overall, but the one that really stands out is Tim Robinson, because he’s actually doing the job he was paid to do. Paul Rudd, on the other hand, is also a producer, and as a producer you’re playing a different role in the project.

What does that mean? It means HE READ THE ENTIRE SCRIPT AND SAW WITH HIS OWN EYES HOW IT ALL ENDED UP COMING TOGETHER IN THE FINAL CUT.

So when you ask yourself, “Why the hell does this even exist if it’s this cringe?” it’s for the same reason the woke movement exists: creator ego and caprice. They either think what they’re making is some kind of raw gem, or they just don’t care because they wrote it high or wired, hanging out, laughing their asses off - and it’s only funny to them.

P.S.: If I could give it less than 20%, I would.

PURE COMEDY AT ITS CORE!

Exactly!

This is a show by one of the best comedians on the planet, and every time I watch it, it makes me laugh all over again.

Not a single moment wasted!

One of the best drama films of the 21st century

Easily deserved an Oscar and could’ve easily swept best picture at any of those fancy award shows that basically just pat the Hollywood star-system on the back.

It never got any simply because it did not belong to a mainstream-aligned studio and because behind the entire production and creation of this masterpiece is one of the actors, directors, and producers who was among the first to call out Hollywood’s Machiavellian way of manipulating things -and the first to openly stand up to the entire progressive left of Hollywood. MEL GIBSON, who to this day keeps surprising us with excellent work like this.

A tough to watch, but outstanding in quality.

Ruined by years of slow-cooked woke propaganda.

Ho ho hooooo, sh1t! And of course, it finally had to happen

The question is: how do you sum up the content of 10 seasons in a single comment?
Well, here we go!

Okay, first things first, I’m going to answer the core question of this site before anything else:
Is ADVENTURE TIME, a show aimed at kids, woke or not?

YES. ABSOLUTELY. IT’S SUPER WOKE.
It has every single element you’d expect from a biased, ill-intentioned show that deliberately weaponizes its narrative structure to push a political message. It checks all the boxes for diversity, equity, and forced egalitarianism.

Now then:
Is the show good quality? Well, that’s where the problem is. Yes and no. Why?

Because it was good at first, and then they started shoveling in tons of political propaganda.

To explain it in a simple way, I’ll quote a comment I read somewhere online:

“What started as fictional, otherworldly adventure got hijacked by a parasite—this world’s propaganda worming into a kids’ show. Wasn’t it more fun and heartfelt when it stayed pure, free from politics?”

Source → “leopoldmdesilva.wordpress.com is no longer available.”

The question left unanswered by the author (because the site was taken down by “the writer,” according to WordPress) we’ll never know for sure. But we can assume that if the original creator of Adventure Time stepped away from running his own creation starting around season 5, then control was handed over to people far more interested in moralizing and pushing a message than in actually entertaining.

I’m not saying the creator isn’t somewhat liberal or anything like that, but as far as the show itself goes, there was no initial intention to “educate” kids—just to entertain them.

The thing is, this is a common trait of studios tied to networks like Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon, and unfortunately, due to exclusivity contracts, we’ll probably never know the full story.

What I can say is this: if for any reason one of your kids gets curious about this show, recommend an anime instead, buy them a new toy, or get them a video game. Anything is better than this mishmash of political propaganda that was once genuinely entertaining.

Without further ado, I’ll leave you with a reflection from an article written by Isaac Young a couple of years ago:
https://isaacyoung.substack.com/p/adventure-time-and-the-subversion