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Fountain of Youth

The best secrets are the hardest to find.

A treasure-hunting mastermind assembles a team for a life-changing adventure. But to outwit and outrun threats at every turn, he'll need someone even smarter than he is: his estranged sister.

Wokeness: 40%

Overall Score: 40%

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DEI overrepresentation, the usual strong feminist characters to weaker, secondary males. I gave up at about an hour in so there may be more woke later on. This is more of the same bland cliché soulless drivel coming out of Hollywood now. The idea behind it isn't bad but the execution is horrible. I would of never guessed this was directed by Guy Ritchie. The action scenes are somehow boring, the VFX are all over the place with some painfully obvious greenscreen. The dialog is terrible and the usual lazy bad writing in everything now. Being an international criminal wanted by Interpol apparently doesn't stop you
from using your real name everywhere you go. Bringing up a ship that's been sunk in the ocean saltwater for over 100 years and you can just pull open metal hatches and doorways with ease. The jokes and humor is nonstop and most of it isn't funny, its annoying, silly and cheesy. The pacing is off and there is no flow to anything, it all just happens. Then there is Portman's acting, what happened? She is terrible here, her acting is so stiff and wooden, with bad line delivery and minimal facial expressions.

Created: 07-19-2025

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