
Heart Eyes
No couple is safe.
When the "Heart Eyes Killer" strikes Seattle, a pair of co-workers pulling overtime on Valentine's Day are mistaken for a couple by the elusive couple-hunting killer. Now, they must spend the most romantic night of the year running for their lives.
Wokeness: 100%
Overall Score: 20%
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DEI casting everywhere. Virtually no straight white males to be found. As far as I can remember every single onscreen couple except the first
one is mixed race. At least one gay character that I can remember. Nasty unlikable female head of the company is a terrible actor.
This has every woke buzzword thrown out there you can imagine. Half of this movie is a bad cliché rom com and then they try to shoehorn
in an even more cliché slasher and then dipped the entire thing into the woke toilet for good measure. The dialogue is so bad the entire script feels
like it was written by a woke social media addicted Gen Z who thinks they are so clever. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if this was written
at least partially by A.I. The music is out of place and there is an actual
dress up romcom montage. Then there is the lazy incompetent writing. Why are there loud thundering footsteps when the killer walks like he
weighs 500lbs and is stomp walking, except of course when the script requires him to suddenly appear next to someone then he's a stealthy
ninja. Why is the police station in a major city virtually completely empty of staff. Why when the lights suddenly go out in the station is
there no emergency lighting, and why do the lights then suddenly start flickering on and off for no reason other than needed atmosphere.
It is established this serial killer has been active around the country for several years. The FBI would be in charge of the case and would
be there to take over not local detectives.
Spoiler...........
The killers reveal makes absolutely no sense. Look at the height and build of the killer throughout the movie vs what the killers builds
actually look like, it's not even close. That's not clever that's just bad writing and filmmaking. Also the police IT guy and the detective are what just transferring jobs multiple times at random
all over the country to carry out the murders? The only reason this gets 1 star instead of 0 is for some halfway decent FX. There really is
no reason to watch the garbage.
Created: 04-07-2025