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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Beyond darkness... beyond desolation... lies the greatest danger of all.

The Dwarves, Bilbo and Gandalf have successfully escaped the Misty Mountains, and Bilbo has gained the One Ring. They all continue their journey to get their gold back from the Dragon, Smaug.

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Overall Score: 80%

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AJM

Wokeness: 0/5 Overall Score: 5/5

Created: 11-20-2022

Milo

Wokeness: 0/5 Overall Score: 5/5

Created: 01-06-2023

Midnight

Wokeness: 0/5 Overall Score: 1/5

Created: 01-07-2023

NoWo

Wokeness: 2/5 Overall Score: 3/5

on par with episode I

So, as Star Wars episodes I-II, it brings shame to the original trilogy, while appearing not so bad compared with subsequent efforts (Rings of Power comes to mind, but thankfully briefly).
Full disclosure, I have not watched the 6 latest SW.

Inexplicable ethnic diversity grows worse, extraneous girl-bosses too.

The elf CGI are atrocious, worse than the oliphant-surfing scene in RotK (I think).
Gandalf looks cool, though. Smaug's alright, although the economics implications of his gold stash are, well, it's fantasy.

Let me not forget Frye: as much as I like the chap, his attempt to portray the evil right-wing capitalistic despot of Laketown is incredibly heavy-handed, and evokes only infamous right-wing dictators such as Stalin, Mao or Pot.
Seriously, Laketown's problem is not free market, it's obviously its socialist utopia, its historic charismatic leader having been overthrown by a garden-variety populist communist.

Visually impressive but regrettably forgettable, my youngest liked it, we bailed out before the end.

Created: 07-06-2025

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