Bartleby Montclair's Reviews
Not Sonic Underground
If it was Sonic Underground it would be better.
Created: 08-15-2023
Very woke
This movie is so woke thankfully Sonic Underground isn't.
Created: 08-15-2023
Not Sonic Underground
Sonic Underground is better
Created: 08-15-2023
NOT SONIC UNDERGROUND
This movie is shit! It's nothing like Sonic Underground!
Created: 08-13-2023
Very good
But Sonic Underground is unmatched
Created: 08-13-2023
Sonic Underground Solos
So doodlebops huh? More like doodleknobs! Sonic Underground is always better and keeps being better this obviously is trying to replicante its style! Uncool!
Created: 08-13-2023
Heavy Sonic Underground influence
Okay, so Sonic and Bartleby, those two super cool freedom fighters, have this amazing bond, right? They're always there for each other, just like Shinji and Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion! I mean, seriously, Sonic and Bartleby's friendship is just as deep as Shinji and Kaworu's connection.
Think about it – Sonic is like Shinji, the reluctant hero who's brave but sometimes doubts himself. And then there's Bartleby, who's kind of like Kaworu, this enigmatic and mysterious guy who's also really caring. You know how Kaworu had that piano scene with Shinji? Well, Bartleby would totally do something musical for Sonic, just showing how close they are!
And let's not forget the emotional moments. Sonic and Bartleby have had their fair share of heart-to-heart talks, just like Shinji and Kaworu did. They're always there to support each other, no matter what. It's like they're destined to be together, just like those other two!
So, in conclusion, Sonic Underground isn't just about music and battling Robotnik – it's about this deep, unbreakable bond between Sonic and Bartleby that's totally on par with Shinji and Kaworu's amazing relationship. It's all about friendship, trust, and maybe, just maybe, something even more special.
Created: 08-13-2023
Not Sonic Underground
Sonic Underground is better anyways
Created: 08-13-2023
Not Sonic Underground
Whatever this movie is it's trying wayyy too hard to be Sonic Underground, wich is honestly way better than any of these woke movies out there, if you want a hot gay non woke experience check out Sonic Underground.
Created: 08-13-2023
Why SU isn't woke
Sure! Sonic Underground may contain some woke elements but think of the action for god's sake its Sonic! YOU grew up with it! There's amazing heartbreaking and cinematic scenes in this show that would make Tarentino cry! But let's not get too far ahead of ourselves, the true star here is the electrifying romance between Sonic and Bartleby Montclair. It's like witnessing the birth of a new constellation in the Mobian sky! Every interaction, every glance, every moment they share sends sparks flying like a Chaos Emerald-powered fireworks display, you can't help but swoon as Sonic's carefree nature and Bartleby's sophisticated charm create a harmonious melody of emotions. There are plenty sex scenes in Sonic Underground and they are great for educating people! Bartleby is just so hot you can't help but keep watching!
And oh, let's not forget those heart-pounding moments when Sonic and Bartleby join forces! It's like watching the perfect fusion of power and grace, speed and intellect, they're not just a couple of heroes fighting side by side; they're a symphony of synergy, making even the most dire battles look like choreographed dances of victory.
Created: 08-13-2023
