Theme song goes hard

not as hard as sonic underground though

Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin is a major character that appears in Sonic Underground and Tamers12345's official sequel series. He is a posh aristocratic mink and is the richest and sexiest man alive.
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Bartleby used to wear a deep dull pink coat with green pants but later switched to all brown because it suited him more. He has long beautiful hair that shines in the sun. It's magnificence has led some to falsely claim it's fake, which it factually is not. Bartleby was gifted with his long golden locks upon birth.
History

Not much is known about Bartleby's past, outside of the terrible relationship he shared with his homophobic, classist father. but one thing is sure. Sonic and Bartleby becoming lovers was no coincidence. It all started when Bartleby was just a child, going to daycare. He would meet a fellow baby. Bartleby never would have guessed but that baby was Sonic. Even before realizing it, Bartleby and Sonic's lives had begun to irreversibly intertwine. Fate would lead them down a path to meet, and so they did. When Bartleby reached adult hood he met Sonia. He didn't know why but he was fascinated by her, eventually Bartleby became her fiancé. Before they were to be wed, Bartleby embraced his homosexuality and declared that while he cares for Sonia, he's actually in love with her brother, Sonic. Bartleby would later theorize he only became Sonia's fiancé because She was Sonic's twin sister, whenever he looked at her, it only reminded him of that baby he met at daycare.. Sonic. Despite this, in a rare show of compassion, Bartleby continues vehemently support Sonia emotionally, and is arguably the only character aside from Aleena to display a real, legitimate concern for her specifically--while he's more than ready to enact violence on both Knuckles and Manic, he's totally kind to Sonia, and frequently offers her emotional support, such as sticking up for her when she admitted she didn't know how to roller-skate. While Sonic is undoubtedly Bartleby's main bitch, Bartleby still retains a significant semblance of concern for Sonia in particular.
While Bartleby's father wasn't necessarily abusive to Bartleby, some would say he was worse... He neglected Bartleby to a great extent, to the point to where, according to the Montclair household's butler, Alfred, Mr. Montclair had to go on a business trip the same day that Bartleby was born, and didn't come back for 3 years. Because of this, Mr. Montclair, and his son, Bartleby, had a very tense relationship.

One day, when Bartleby would come home from school and start talking about a cute boy (Sonic) he met, Mr. Montclair would go on to berate him about liking a boy, and to remind Bartleby that he's paying for that school to give Bartleby an education. Not for him to stare at some little boys ass. Leaving Bartleby almost in tears, Bartleby's father would then immediately leave on a 7 year long business trip.
Bartleby would eventually meet Sonic once again in kindergarten where they just so happened to be in the same class. Sonic wouldn't realize until nine months into the year where he fooled Sonic into believing it was his first day of class as a ploy to gain his attention. Bartleby went to such an extent to make sure his plan was flawless that he went so far as to even pay his teacher Mr. Jefferson to lie to the entire class. It seemed to work, but soon after kindergarten was over, the two parted ways once more.
As if by fate, Bartleby and Sonic were brought together once more. The two wouldn't admit it until many years later, but they knew their feelings for each other. And so, while this was never stated in the show itself, according to Tamers12345 on twitter, Bartleby would work as a double agent against Robotnik, and have been doing so for quite some time.
Sometime after Sonic Underground ended, he met Tamers12345. The two of them became fast friends. Sonic eventually confessed his love for Bartleby.
But this wasn't the end of Bartleby and Sonics journey. They would do many great things together, like learn how to skateboard, go on picnic's, and even top the sun from falling and crashing down onto earth, by Bartleby banging Sonic in the ass. Some would say that "That cant be true" or "those stories are just myth's", but true enough, their real. Even now Bartleby helps Tamers12345 with his Sonic underground video's on his YouTube page.

Sucks ass, end of story bitch.

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True and Honest Review

The way Manic leaps off of rooftops and flips backwards to face the camera before falling into a head first dive is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a black teen. It gives me goosebumps every time he does it.