Woke-free. But only because it's plot-free. And therefore fun-free. You'd get more enjoyment out of watching a jar of mayo on your counter.

Depends entirely which episode you watch. Either it's perfectly innocuous or the biggest lesbian fiesta on Earth. There is no middle ground.

First scene has a lesbian couple in the throes of passion, but then they get brutally slaughtered almost immediately after. I'll let you decide if that makes up for it or not.

Movie's not that great either way. Go rent Anaconda instead.

2023 media in a nutshell

Has a non-binary character and features a mixed relationship, neither of which I know this site's users would approve of.

Yawn

Stephen Colbert seems to have forgotten how to make jokes where Trump is not the punchline. Has he forgotten someone else is in the White House? Or that other politicians exist, for that matter? Or that other TOPICS exist, for that matter?

You're better off with Johnny Carson. They're all reruns, but at least Johnny knows how to tell more than one joke.

Decent enough

It's just not the same without Chuck Woolery.

I'd Ship It

Slightly woke because one item they ship is a giant bong. Also a woman marries a ferris wheel, which I'm sure is the next thing the Dems want. Also I'm pretty sure Dusty is gay, but he's not in every episode so it doesn't matter much.

Jimmy Five-Stars

A happy-go-lucky show. I see no issues with it whatsoever.

Udder nonsense

There are male cows everywhere, therefore they are all trans.

Not So Awesome

A bunch of monsters who come up from underground. If that's not a hell allegory I don't know what is.

Also, Dingle's a bisexual foot fetishist.