even after all these months i still want magnus hammersmith to impreginate me

My best friend is sexually attracted to the one professor and our friendship fell apart because they wanted to find a man just like Steve. gonna kill myself

NO KAREEM ABDUL LAVASH

THIS SERIES WILL SUCK FUCKING ASS. LAVASH IS NOT IN THIS FUCKING SERIES AND IT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF. WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THIS AT 14 I FELL IN LOVE WITH LAVASH BECAUSE OF ALL THE SERJ TANKIAN JOKES, BUT NOW THE BASTARD SUED THEM AND REMOVED HIM. THEY. FUCKING. REMOVED. MY. BOYFRIEND. I AM PISSED. HE IS MY EVERYTHING AND THESE GODS HATE ME SO FUCKING MUCH. FUCK SAUSAGE PARTY. I WANT LAVASH BAD SO BAD. #DICKSOUTFORLAVASH

I love you so much lavash... i cry every night every night thinking of him kissing me...

i jake off to the lavash guy